Working with engineers is very interesting.  Take, for instance, this phone call that came from one of my engineers, from the lab.

Him: Sarah, this is Engineer.

Me: Hey.  What do you want?

Him: Why aren’t you married?

Me: WHAT?

Him: You like boys, right?

Me: I am not even going to justify that with an answer.

Him: Must not be by choice that you’re not married.

Me: Excuse me?

Him: So what do you like in your men?

Me: Fine.  I like them to be rich, handsome, and witty.

Him: What height range?

Me: Taller than me.

Him: So.. 5′4" to.. what’s too tall?

Me: Did you call me for a REASON, Engineer?

Him: What’s too tall?!

Me: Argh!  Eight feet.  Eight feet is too tall.

Him: I’m making a spreadsheet of your wants and needs in a man.

Me: I’m sorry?

Him: I’m going to cross reference it with what we, as a lab, can offer you.

Me: I’m hanging up.

Him: Because you should be married by now.

Me: Hear the click?

Him: Unless you’re gay.

Me: That’s it.  I’m coming down there.

Him: Ha!  I changed the access code.  You can’t get in.

Me: WATCH ME.

Him: Unless you know what Yoda’s middle name was..