“True.  There’s safety in our numbers.  We screen for felons and marrieds.  Take your compatibility/profile test today!”

I saw this ad and thought, “Why take the fun out of it?”  I mean, what if you enjoy the thrill of being with a jailbird?  Why must you be left out of the dating pool?  I mean, it’s not as if there’s a box you can check for “Incarcerated” when you fill out your turn-offs and turn-ons, but what if you don’t mind playing that game of roulette?

Ah, now you don’t have to.  There’s personal sites for inmates and felons alike.  If you’re into that sort of thing.

I mean, they usually have an intimate knowledge of bondage and masochism practices.  Just sayin.

Holy shit, I just sat here and researched how to fill out a personal ad to find a felon.  Damn rainy days with nothing else to do.

I’m feelng very much like myself again.  I was playing around on MySpace today and thought, I need more pictures.  Cause, really, I do.  I like to have a good portfolio.  Not to sound like a wannabe model or anything, but I like to have a wide variety of pictures so people really understand what I look like.  I think my profile pic on this site is a bit misleading.  A very talented photographer took it, touched it up, and made it look as smooth as silk.  I’m sure I didn’t REALLY look that good.  So I thought, I’ll take this little disposable camera tonight and Bryan and I will shoot pics all evening.  Cause that’s an AWESOME evening.  And he’s really got a good eye.

BUT.. as the fates would have it.. he’s up at Lee.  AGAIN.  And I won’t see him till much later.  Another show, another hell week.  On another note, Sarah’s looking for a second job again..