You should definitely start locking your screen.

I know that I asked you what you were looking for in a man, and you mentioned that he had to be taller than you. I’ve found MANY men taller than you around here. But you said that looks don’t matter to you, so I had to knock half of those guys out for being attactive. The good news is, I’ve got some tall, ugly guys in the lab, just DYING to meet you. Let me know when you have time.

Oh, and since you also said money doesn’t matter, they’re also poor.

You should definitely start locking your screen.