Sorry for the back-to-back posts, but today’s been too heavy-hearted, and I thought this might bring a chuckle.

Today’s outfit: khaki slacks, Victoria’s Secret "Very Sexy" bra, green camisole (lace-trimmed, because I’m quite the harlot at work), stiletto boots.  I had gotten chilly, so I had draped a light sweater over my shoulders.

Nature called.

Now, keep in mind that when I listed my outfit for today, I listed EVERYTHING that is currently residing on my person.  Note that there is one item missing.  I just can’t stand panty-lines underneath slacks, and none of my thongs were clean (that I could find).

Back at the ranch, Nature called, and Sarah answered.

All went well.  Until..

My zipper caught.  Like, at the bottom of the zipper.  As in.. WOULD NOT ZIP UP.

And I was going commando.

What would you do?

All I could think of was a quote from "Will &Grace"..

Karen (to Eric Stoltz, who was guest starring): Ooh, a redhead.  Do the carpets match the drapes?

Eric Stoltz: Wouldn’t know.  I have hardwood floors.