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My acceptance speech
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As anyone does, when I was cast as a lead in a show this year, I immediately stopped everything to write my acceptance speech to my obviously-coming awards.  I expected at least three, and could only scrap up enough inspiration for two.  Worried, I began my search again recently.

Well, as luck would have it, I found my inspiration on the radio.

I was looking for something that would embody who I am, as a person, and how much support I’ve felt in the past year.  I’ve made some AMAZING friends, I’ve lost some people I once thought to be friends, and I’ve learned a lot about people and theatre in general.  It’s hard to find a song that captures the love, joy, loss, and strength that I’ve come to find this past year, but I have.

And to make things more convenient, it’s in meter, which I’m really not good at doing.

So, in short, to thank all of those who have stood behind me when I needed to fall back, who have tripped me when I needed to appreciate grace, who have laughed at me when I needed humility, and laughed with me when I needed humor, I say:

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.

I’d also like to thank the Academy.
 
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