Guy: How’s your day going?

Me: You wouldn’t believe the shit I’ve had to put up with today.  I had this HUGE ordeal just ordering pizzas.. do you know how silly that sounds?!  And then I’ve been pandering to stupid engineers all day, and I ordered all of these supplies that haven’t arrived yet and.. hey, what’s going on with your eye?

Guy: Oh, I’ve got this flesh-eating bacteria thing happening.  The pain is getting worse, but the doctor thinks it will go away.  If it hits an optical nerve, I have this emergency number I’m supposed to call.

Perspective.  It’s a bitch.