Me: What do you want?

Cute IT Guy: Hey, good lookin! 

Me: What are you doing?

Cute IT Guy: What are you doing?

Me (unamused): I asked you first.

Cute IT Guy: Thinking about you.

Me: Yeah?  What were you thinking?

Cute IT Guy: I’m thinking, "Man, when she finally starts liking guys, I am so ready to sweep her off her feet."