The Beauty of the Euphamism

Euphamisms one may use to describe “doin’ the nasty”:

  • “Playing the piano”
  • “Making the beast”
  • “Having a Joystick Marathon”
  • “Building a tree house
  • “Commensing in the Shoop Shoop”
  • “Taking a nap”
  • “Do you wanna play naked?”
  • “Eating peanut M&Ms”
  • “Beating around the bush”
  • “Vulcanize the whoopee stick”
  • “Goin’ to Decatur”
  • “Eating chicken wings”
  • “Makin’ fudge”
  • “Playing Slap the Monkey”
  • “Riding the pony”

Feel free to add your own in comments below.  Just thought I’d fill you in on slutty lingo.

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