Euphamisms one may use to describe “doin’ the nasty”:
- “Playing the piano”
- “Making the beast”
- “Having a Joystick Marathon”
- “Building a tree house
- “Commensing in the Shoop Shoop”
- “Taking a nap”
- “Do you wanna play naked?”
- “Eating peanut M&Ms”
- “Beating around the bush”
- “Vulcanize the whoopee stick”
- “Goin’ to Decatur”
- “Eating chicken wings”
- “Makin’ fudge”
- “Playing Slap the Monkey”
- “Riding the pony”
Feel free to add your own in comments below. Just thought I’d fill you in on slutty lingo.






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