On Wednesday night, you’re attending:

Lee High School’s Magnet Program Benefit performance!  Beginning at 7 p.m. at Lee High, you can preview all of the SUPERIOR talent in this magnet program before they pack up and head to State Competition.  Free to enter, any and all donations MUCH APPRECIATED.  These kids have worked hard to put together mind-blowing individual dramatic events, musical selections, and a top-notch one-act.. so stop by and show support for your local high school!!

Next two Tuesday nights, (if you have ovaries) you’re attending:

The Vagina Monologues auditions, to be held at Renaissance Theatre on Dec. 6th and 13th at 7 p.m.  Directed by Lezlie Lanza and assisted by The One and Only Sarah Brown, with proceeds to benefit local women’s charities.  All walks of women are needed for this diverse and inspirational production.  The shows will run two nights in March, so even if you don’t audition.. be sure to come out and support the effort to protect women from violence!

Okay, so the tag line of that last press release sucked.  I should fix that.

This Sunday afternoon, you’re attending:

The grand moving party!  Yes, you read it correctly.. this Sunday afternoon, all able men, women, and children are cordially invited to work your ass off to help Bryan move in with Sarah!  You will be richly rewarded (in karma) and most definitely compensated (in spirit), so contact Sarah L Brown to offer your hands!  Bryan has an ass-load of stuff, so hopefully, a community of do-gooders will make this effort as quick and painless as possible (as Sarah HATES moving).  So come on, ye TLS ilk, ye WildeChick chicas, ye HuntsVegas crowds.. spend a little time, get a LOT of love!

Coming soon:

Moving the Shickles-Lewallens to their new abode, just in time for baby’s first Christmas!!