Heard on our couch last night, during ABC’s presentation of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”

Me: I always wanted that damn strawberry.  I’da kicked Cindy Lou Who’s ass for it.
Him: Why?
Me: Because it looked good.  I had this really weird thing about craving cartoon food when I was little.
Him: Huh?
Me: Like Bugs Bunny’s carrots.  They looked really good, so I always wanted one.
Him: .. you HATE carrots.
Me: I know.  In my mind, they tasted like really big Cheetos.