Don’t forget: tonight is the amazing VM auditions!!  Everyone who came last week has been asked to attend this week (although it’s understandable if you can’t attend.. we’re fully expecting Nina to have had a baby at that point!), and I’m sure we’ll see some new faces as well.  In fact, we’ve even got a few men who are wanting to come by to watch the auditions for casting purposes in their own shows.  So it should be a great turn-out.. and you’d better believe it’s gonna be a blast.

I slept so well last night.  We were both in bed and asleep by 9:30, which was blissfully early.  I slept until 7:30 the next morning.  I feel like a new person.  And we’ve got layers of quilts on the bed in lieu of a bedspread, and the weight of it puts me out like a light.  C’est si bon.

So The Boy has strep.  This is not fun.  We’re gonna do a major scrubdown of the house soon, but how do you know when you’ve disinfected everything you need to?  Especially when your house is in limbo, like ours is.. and we don’t know what he may or may not have come into contact with while he was here, since it’s most likely moved since then?  Damn.  Sucks.  But I hope he feels better.  Nothing tugs at your heartstrings more than a sick little boy.

Delle’s cousin got married last week, and her colors were similar to mine.  She has stolen a bunch of the ideas and we’re well on our way to actually making some plans.  It was more of a cranberry color, black, white, and a pearled gold.  She said it was VERY dramatic, very elegant.. which is everything I want.  I’m just gonna steal her wedding.  It’s far easier than planning my own. (Does this make me a lousy bride?)

We watched “Nanny 911″ last night.  Holy hell.  I’ve never seen such a buffoon with a family.  This grown man, active in his church, with six kids and a wife.. spent all of an hour at home during the day.  He’d actually come home from work long enough to eat, then rush off to some other “committment” and leave his wife at home with 6 babies.  OF COURSE, SHE WAS OVERWHELMED.  Then, when Nanny finally confronted him, he admitted that he felt his time was better spent elsewhere, because it was more enjoyable to BE elsewhere, rather than deal with his family.  THIS IS A CHURCH MAN.  HE ADMITTED THIS ON NATIONAL TV.  And not five minutes later, one of his daughters left the house and he didn’t realize it.  Almost a half hour after sitting there, playing on his guitar, Nanny had to point out that after a headcount, they were missing a kid.  HOLY HELL.

Which just proves my point.. BIRTH CONTROL WILL SAVE THE WORLD.