(FYI, I’ve not got much on my plate today, so there may be an unusually high amount of updates.)

WildeChick1: You know, he was asking me what I do from the time I get home to the time he gets home.  I said, “Masturbate.”  He said, “WHAT?”  I looked at him and said, “Mas. Tur. Bate.”

WildeChick2:  So what I’ve learned from living with someone?  Mainly.. that they are there ALL THE TIME.

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WildeChick3: Was that really considered a segue, or a commentary?