Why do rain, orange cones, and the forecast of snow make Alabama drivers lose their ever-loving mind?  This morning was a HECTIC drive in due to stupid people.  STUPID people.

Now, I should state here that I may have a slight case of road rage.  How slight, you ask?  Just enough for me to take the wheel from Bryan on a few occasions (while in his car, while he was driving) and occasionally lean over him to honk his horn.  He just doesn’t honk his horn enough.  And when people screw up, especially in the middle of the road, isn’t it our jobs (as competent drivers) to gently let them know that they shouldn’t be allowed to procreate?

So this morning was not a fun drive.

This long weekend had some high points.. Bryan and I set a new date for the wedding, since we’ve had some unexpected surprises pop up.. Bryan and I walked down to Parkway Place mall on Sunday to get some exercise, and we ran into my stalker.  Okay, admittedly, I’m not sure if she’s stalking myself OR Bryan, but one of us is definitely being followed.  She
said she was there to exchange some shoes, but we all know that we’ve run into Lorie far too often in the last two weeks for it to be coincidental.  Just admit it, Lorie.  Just admit that you want to be us.  While at the mall, I totally annihilated some teenager for acting a fool.  I actually climbed over the back of my chair and leaned down into his ear canal to whisper a threat to him.  I felt like such a bad ass.. but later, when Bryan and I were talking about it, we came to the conclusion that we’re officially yuppies.  Just.. you know.. POOR yuppies.

Ugh.  Also, this weekend, we’ve shared a stomach virus.  I’m in the throes of mine as I type.

Oooh, and this weekend, I cleaned my house.  Like, from top to bottom.  I actually spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday cleaning.  It feels SOOO much better in there.  We bathed the dogs.. the one cat that will let us.. it’s nice.  The Boy’s room looks wonderful.  It’s my goal in life to have him come over and have a real room, not just the spare room that we use as a laundry receptacle.  It’s getting there.

That’s the superficial Sarah report there.  Something more in depth is coming.

Maybe.