January 18, 2006
So, during a slow lunch break, while enjoying some yogurt, I decided to browse the online sales. I’m in desperate need of pants, as I’ve worn out the crotch in one pair of jeans (it’s best you don’t ask), and most of my pants I’ve shrunken out of. Sounds like a good thing; is miserable on my wardrobe selection.
Anyway.
So I’m checking at Gap, clicking through their sales when I see that a bunch of their "curvy" jeans are now on sale. Now, I was psyched about these jeans from the get go, because if you have "junk in your trunk" (as Steve calls it), finding jeans that fit well is a challenge. I have two small little rants about that here.
- The Curvy jeans are designed for "women whose hips are bigger than their waists." Um, okay. If you’re one of the women whose hips AREN’T bigger than your waist, please email me so I can add your name to the hit list.
- ALL OF THE CURVY JEANS THAT ARE ON SALE ARE SIZE 1 AND/OR 0. NO, that’s not an "oh" I just typed.. that a size zero. If you are a size zero, I forbid you from buying curvy jeans. You don’t see me trying to steal your pencil skirts and straight cut jeans! Leave my damn curvy jeans alone.
Thank you. That is all.
12:42 pm
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