We were parked in a drug store parking lot. Late at night. Tony asked me to roll down his window.
Tony (SHOUTING): HEY BEEKEY! BEEKEY COME HERE AND GET IN OUR CAR ALREADY! BEEEEEKEEEEEY!
Me: Tony, stop! Tony, seriously, someone may actually come and get in our car.
Tony: Mom, hush, I’m talking to Beekey. BEEEEEEEKEEEEY, COME GET IN OUR CAR SO WE CAN LEAVE. WE WILL TAKE YOU TO WORK IF YOU JUST HURRY.
Me: OH MY GOD, STOP. Seriously, now you’re shouting ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE STUFF and someone MAY ACTUALLY COME GET IN OUR CAR.
Tony: Is there a person named Beekey out there, Mom?
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Driving home. Late at night. Tony was on a talking jag, so Bryan and I weren’t really listening.
Tony: I think the police have Beekey.
Me: Why .. do they have Beekey?
Tony: They said they were going to take her to the firestation, but.. I don’t knowwwww..
Me: Okay. (cue zone out)
Tony: Momma, do you like jfklsjdf;kdsjkd (I’m sure it meant something to him, but I wasn’t listening.) or not?
Me: Um, no. I don’t.
Tony: Well, now you’ve done it. Now they’re shooting Beekey.
Me: WHAT?
Tony: You did this, Mom.
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NOOOOOO! First Whitney Houston and NOW BEEKEY???
I hope Beekey never goes away.
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And I thought I was SO lucky to have Pocus, Frosty, Rudolph & the Abominable Snowman riding in the backseat of our car.
Oh man oh man. I’ve just been laughing about Beekey over here for about five minutes. But also, I will be HELD IN SUSPENSE until we find out what happened!
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Oh no. I hope Beekey was wearing her bullet proof vest and lives through this ordeal.
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I love when kids stay stuff like, “Now you’ve done it, Mom.”
This is hilarious. I’m worried about what Beekey is up to these days. Hanging out alone in parking lots at night, getting taken to the fire station, getting SHOT? Is Beekey in a gang?
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Bryan has a theory about that. Tony constantly says that Beekey has a castle, but every time we ask how her day was, she’s always in a park. We think that the economy hit her family hard – it’s not been kind to the Tudors! – and she’s hitting the streets to provide for her family.
Okay, that made me laugh a lot.
Oh man, this is exactly what I needed on a “Monday” (Tuesday) morning.
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At least Beekey’s no deadbeat invisible friend. She has a job. I wonder where she works?
I can’t wait for the further adventures of Beekey.