Because I am clearly not outgoing enough and people have a tough time gauging what’s going on in my life, I’ve decided to pen a short post that should alleviate the need for small talk.  Read on.

Q: You look fantastic!  Have you lost weight?
A: You’re a doll.  Your check is in the mail.

Q: So how are the wedding plans going?
A: I’m sure they’re wonderful.  Ask Debbie or my mother.

Q: Y’all are moving?  Where to and when?
A: We’ve decided to rent in 5 Pts.  We’ll be moving the last week of June. 

Q: I thought you were going to buy a home..?
A: We had more than just us to consider, and we didn’t want to purchase a home in an unsafe neighborhood.  The Boy is a heathen enough on his own; we need to contain him in upper-to-middle-class heathen territory.

Q: How’s the new car?  Are you loving it?
A: TOTALLY.  It is everything I dreamed it could be.

Q: I read you’ve started Pilates.  How are you liking it?
A: I love it.  It only takes 30 minutes, but it’s working nicely.

Q: I saw your sister’s head-shot up in Viv’s office.  She’s hott.
A: This is not a question, and stop looking at my sister in that tone of voice, young man.

Q: I loved your “Damn the Man Moment” post. 
A: Thanks.  Me too.

Q: How’s Seussical: the Musical! going?
A: Well, we’ve only had three rehearsals, but I’m frickin fabulous, thanks for asking.

Q: What’s your current pet-peeve?
A: Women who go bra-less.  If they can do it successfully, I hate them.  If they fail miserably, I hate looking at them.

Q: Are you nervous about marriage?
A: I actually had my first wedding-anxiety dream during my coma this weekend.  The event stresses me out; the idea of marriage.. not so much.

Q: What’s your average readership?
A: I typically get about 75-80 hits (or IP addresses) a day.  I’ve got dedicated readers from Californa, Texas, Ontario, and right here in Huntsville.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A: I dunno.. name the price.

Any more questions?  Feel free to email me.

Edit: I’m such a trendsetter.  Check out Steph’s site, and follow her lead!!