September 28, 2009
For Hire:
Italian redhead. Spunky. Right-brained. Compassionate. Self-motivated.
(Possibly ornery at times.)
Can type 100 wpm.
Prefers to work virtually for maximum productivity.
PowerPoint engineer wizard SORCERESS.
Knows how to properly utilize SpellCheck. (See “SORCERESS”, above.)
Speaks engineer. Fluently. Can translate to usable English.
Has marketing, media, and organizational skills out the wazoo.
Administers sensitivity in using euphamisms. (See “wazoo”, above.)
Needs creativity. NEEDS CREATIVITY.
Not good at Excel. Kinda proud of it.
Experienced in online media and web-savvy with networking.
Feeling like the grass is greener.
Guess I need more fertilizer on my side.
3:55 pm
I would totally hire you…
I wish I could afford you!
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I hate Excel too.
And I would hire you simply for the use of the word “wazoo”!
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HPL is hiring for adult services librarian. Contrary to popular belief, this does not mean you would spend the day “servicing” adults in a hooker-on-Governor’s-Drive kinda way. Rather, you would do all event planning for non-kid events at the Main Library: authors, book clubs, special events. etc. Plus help people find books. Plus keep teenagers/pedophiles/creepy people from making out/practicing pedophilia/ being creepy in the stacks.
No big buckage, but creativity out your Neener. (Yes, emphasis on the ‘N’)
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