Y’all’s Mad Libs suggestions were incredibly phenomenal. Each submission made me literally guffaw. What a diverse collection!
Alright, as promised, here is my pre-written rant, with your choices thrown in. I used a completely way of choosing the words in that I picked the ones that made me laugh the hardest in certain places. Enjoy.
I am so fluffing mad at that crazy chickenbus situation. Why is it so pissing hard to ask that we all be undulatingly civil together just to create a wanking fabulous end result? God risotto. If you’re gonna be a whiny-moon pussywillow about not getting your own way, why toss someone else under the pouting bus? Handle your own hole! Don’t insist on acting like a spooning two year old and throwing a sombrerohead argument demanding that it’s your way or twist everyone else in the chocolatehole. Seriously, bollockswad, just man up, grow your own cracking arse, and live your own Godgravied life. Twunt.
HA!
…and now I am snorting. TWUNT!
I think that’s a new favorite for me.
You’re funny.
I agree. Twunt is the word of the week.
My personal fave was “chocolate hole”. It totally gets the point across, and in such a delicious way!
Umm…or not…
I love your use of alternative slang! You’re an artist.
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