“Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments
when he was merely stupid.”
- Heinrich Heine
Yesterday, I got in my car. Put the keys in the ignition. Put on my seat belt. Situated my purse. Put the car in reverse. Backed out of my space. Put the car in Drive. Looked in front of me, stupified. Could not figure what was wrong.
I had left my windshield sun-shade thingie in. I probably would’ve tried to drive if it hadn’t clicked when it did.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am the reason that they put that warning on the package: “DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE WHILE USING THE SUNSHADE.”
::sigh::
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