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Pillow Talk
Category: The Blushing Bride |

Bryan: And I remember the first time I saw you onstage. It was in that show, the one you don’t ever talk about, and you had such an amazing presence on stage.

Me: You’re just saying that because you’re sleeping with me.

Bryan: NO. Seriously, you owned the stage the minute you set foot on it. You were amazing. And you were what made me think, “Thank God; there IS talent in this town.”

Me: Aww.. honey, that is so sweet. And THAT is why I married you.

Bryan: I thought it was for my schlong.

Me: ..

Bryan: And the fact that I refer to it as “my schlong”.

Me: ..

Bryan: Or my “que pasa”.

Me: Keilbasa?

Bryan: How YOU doin?

10:42 am

3 Responses to “Pillow Talk”

  1. Jenna Says:

    I have had a similar conversation…not sure if it’s the “sleepy” part or the “sleeping with me” part that brings on the random like that.

    Jenna’s last blog post..If You Don’t Hear From Me Tomorrow…

  2. Bryan Says:

    still funny…

    Bryan’s last blog post..Why are you crying?

  3. Christina Says:

    you two F’ING kill me!

    Christina’s last blog post..Ah, the four hour window

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