Seriously, guys, I wish I was making this shit up, but instead, I’m embracing and sharing and using this to show JUST HOW MUCH I NEED TO NOT BE AT WORK FOR A FEW DAYS.
After I had lunch with my sister, I drove back to work. I actually was pretty sleepy, to be honest. As I was walking through the parking lot, a gentleman was walking slowly with very dark shades on and something moving beside him at a leisurely pace. I even noticed the fluorescent orange tag/vest-thingie.
And I thought, “HOORAY! A SERVICE DOG!”
So as I got closer, I said, “Sir, I know I’m not supposed to because he’s working, but can I please pet him?”
AND IT WAS A FREAKIN’ LAPTOP BAG.
Y’all.. seriously.
SO. I was faced with a decision at this point. What do I do next?
If you chose Stick with the role and pet the laptop bag and just PRAY you never have to work with this man who has abnormally dark Transitions® lenses, YOU’D BE DAMN RIGHT.
LMAO! That’s great, Sarah. Enjoy your long weekend!
Ok, seriously, that is freakin’ hilarious. You DO need a break!
Oh, honey, please go to sleep. Now.
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That is awesome…. but seriously who has a Blaze orange laptop bag?! Does this guy do a lot of web surfing in the woods during hunting season!?
Nice Graceful recovery BTW!!!!