I have been having crazy detailed dreams lately. And I feel exhausted when I wake up.
The other night, I dreamed that this girl whom I abhored showed up somewhere I was and threw some panties at me. And while I was all WTF?, she was all, “Those are the panties I was wearing when I slept with that guy,”, that guy being an old friend of mine. I know, right? So of course, Sarah Brown chokedabitch. BUT SHE KEPT COMING BACK. Ever see that Kids in the Hall sketch where the little guy (Bruce something or other?) kept getting beat up, and the entire bar was telling him to JUST STAY DOWN, but he kept coming back for more? Yeah, was there. And I woke up EXHAUSTED from jackin’ a bitch up all night.
Last night, I dreamed we were living in a dorm. With, like, every exboyfriend of mine ever. And I was wearing my senior year Trouveres dress. (Which, YES, JENNI, I STILL OWN.) And a cow was in our living room, but no, it was not a cow, it was a bull. And my toothbrush had been used by someone else and one of Bryan’s students was a child with red curly hair like that guy in Fame who may or may not have been gay and he would NOT EVER GO AWAY. We spent a lot of time flipping mattresses over looking for lost socks, and I woke up EXHAUSTED.
On to another (and final) topic: last night was the MTV premier of “Legally Blonde: the Search for Elle Woods” or some long-ass title similar to that. And while Bryan and I were all like, “God, those songs are so horribly lame”, we sang them ALL NIGHT. It was a fun time, and cool to see some new talent come through. Also cool to see them let through, like, two really awful people just to keep the series interesting. Because, let’s face it: I totally tuned in to watch someone botch up their audition. So let’s keep one or two of those bozos around.
I just can’t not post on this one… I had a dream the other night that I lived in a dorm, but the dorm was on a cruise ship. Delle and I, in OUR senior year Trouvere’s number (black & hot pink) boarded the elevator after leaving YOUR dorm room. We were supposed to enter a special code to get to the penthouse level where our rooms were and apparently entered the wrong code which sent the elevator into default mode. We immediately dropped eleven stories, I was pinned to the ceiling and Delle was hanging on for dear life. On this roller coaster of an elevator ride, we flew past old scenes from high school musicals, concerts, etc. Then the elevator righted itself on the first floor. And I opted for the stairs. And then awoke so damn tired I could barely move.
Tell me that’s not totally weird.
Damn, I just wrote a long post to this because I just HAD to and I think it got lost!
So… let me share again. I had a dream about a week ago that I lived in a dorm. On a cruise ship. Delle and I, dressed in OUR senior year Trouvere’s number (you know the one, black with magenta sequins) boarded the elevator after leaving YOUR dorm room. We had to enter some special code to get to the penthouse level where our rooms were and apparently entered the wrong code, which sent the elevator into default mode and it immediately droppd eleven stories. I was pinned to the ceiling and Delle hung on for dear life. As our roller coaster of an elevator ride dropped, we passed by various scenes from high school (Brigadoon, concerts, prom, etc.). The elevator finally righted itself, I stepped off and headed to the stairwell. I woke up so freakin’ tired I could hardley move.
Talk about weird.
That cracks me up! Ya’ll have seriously got to let go of thses dresses- especially Sarah, as her senior year the dresses looked like bumble bees. Not nearly as classy as my senior year when we were looked like disco dancing hookers… Anyhoo, I hope you two get some rest! In the meantime though, you should look up what some if this means in a dream book. THAT could be fun!
Thank you DELLE! Why are you still hanging onto those? And what I love is that when I brought it up, Bryan asked,”Which ones are those?” How many “drag worthy” dresses do you own?
Hey, laugh all you want, I was totally jamming out to Legally Blonde: The Musical in my car this morning. I so did not know about the show. So, is it like the Grease show, where they have to recast it? I have got to see this!