May 1, 2008
I love being busy, but today’s random, scattered busy has me slightly frazzled.
I understand the unfortunate timing of my forced silence, but que c’era.
So I leave the discussion open to you, my gentle readers:
When trying to describe the sucktasticness of something, which adjective do you find more fitting: dry hairy donkey balls or clammy hairy donkey balls?
Discuss amongst yourselves. I also welcome new adjectives.
2:44 pm
Scabby, hairy donkey balls would be totally sucky for said donkey.
On a side note, my sister-in-law sent us chocolate covered donkey balls from Hawaii… they were quite tasty (before you vomit, they were like enormous whoppers).
Have a happy day, Sarah!
Whoppers made of chocolate-covered donkey
balls. . . oh, no, who would vomit at the idea of that?
Dude, I would so eat some of those.
Melissa, your comment made me think of that old lady who hosts Sex Talk for some Canadian channel.. one time, this young lady called in and said that she was concerned about her boyfriend’s “feelers”. Old Woman asked what in the hell she was talking about, and the girl went on: “He says all men have them.. kinda like bumps on the end of his shaft.”
Old Woman kindly broke it to her that NO, those aren’t feelers. Those be STDs. And dump the chump. (And then Dyson your nu-nu.)
HA! Dyson your nu-nu. And feelers? Holy crap, that’s funny. “Yeah, baby, those are my feelers… no, that’s not puss, it’s my own natural lubricant.” (Ugh…I’m going to vomit now.)
Have a great weekend!! I’ll be in B’ham next week for a real estate class, but will hopefully have internet access so you can entertain me. I’ll be all alone on my 29th birthday Tuesday… tis okay though, because my second 29th birthday will be next year. PEACE!
UGH! It is so wrong that Im wondering how badly the clammy variety would SMELL? Vomit indeed.
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What about sweaty? It’s kind of like clammy… but kind of worse… and also reminds me of SNL.
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You are a regular Dr. Suess with this newfound lingo you’re throwing out there. Sounds like something from the movie Juno…
I usually go with sweaty, but I’m totally stealing clammy. It says so much more than just sweaty!
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