Conehead Alert

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds,
there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped.”
- Sam Levenson

I know how crazy this sounds.

But someone around me is pregnant. 

They may not even know.  But I do.  My body does.  I have distinct and violent sympathy pains when someone is expecting.  Even if they’re not expecting it.

And, no, it’s NOT me.  That I’m sure of.

But it’s someone.