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Ta-Tas
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Has this ever happened to you before?

I am wearing a new shirt today with a military jacket over it.  This new shirt is high necked with a keyhole in the clavicle area.  Or, okay, just a little south of the clavicle area.  BUT NOT SLUTTY.

Here, this is my top.  It’s in the red/blue combo.  I like it.  And like I said, I’m wearing a full-coverage cropped military jacket over it.

PEOPLE WILL NOT STOP STARING AT THE KEYHOLE.  I mean, seriously!  I may as well be wearing just a bra!  People will talk to me and their eyes will be inexplicably lower than my gaze.  WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?  And it’s only at work!

I don’t think my top is inappropriate.  In fact, I’m wearing more coverage today than I would with most of my Ann Taylor tops.  So why do they need to crane their necks to see in this one little keyhole?

3:56 pm

3 Responses to “Ta-Tas”

  1. Bryan Says:

    cause your freakin hot!!!

    Bryan’s last blog post..lap tops vs. sperm count…

  2. livingwilde Says:

    Um.. yeah… this has never happened to me.

  3. Michelle Says:

    I’m going to go with the interesting cut of the top. And your giant knockers.

    Michelle’s last blog post..totally harmless

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