Today, the Binja heads in for tons of shots. We’ll also find out what his current weight/size is, and more importantly, how his mother deals with him receiving eight thousand needles in the thigh.
Tonight is a read through for the Vagina Monologues, which I’m excited about. After a massively time-consuming show like The Last 5 Years (which everyone should come see this weekend!), it’s nice to do a show that requires an evening a week to complete. It’s also a lot of fun to perform, and I can’t wait to see how much money we can raise.
Bryan called me this morning as he was driving to Rome, GA, to tell me that Rick & Bubba had some dog whisperer on the show.. who is based in Huntsville. That’s all I got out of the message, but I think he wants this man to come whisper to our dogs. I think this would be interesting, and a helluva story to relate to you afterwards.
They are reconfiguring our offices today, which means that it’s loud and crowded in here. There are worker men EVERYWHERE, and they’re all loud and they all carry Nextels that go off every five-point-two seconds. Needless to say, I won’t feel bad when I leave to take Tony to the doctor. I’m clearly in the way here.
Bryan thinks Amy Winehouse has already pawned her Grammys for crack. I laughed out loud at the thought.
In other news, I stepped on the scale for the first time today since I started my diet two weeks ago. The result? Eight pounds lost. I’m pretty proud of myself and am now motivated to keep up the good work. It will be even easier now that I have time to actually exercise.
I can’t wait to hear what your who-ha has to say, lol. Great job on your fitness goals! I always thought Amy Winehouse was an alkie, but I had no idea that she was hitting the crack pipe too. My kids call her Amy Wino.
The needles suck, but he won’t remember it. And so jealous of your eight pounds.
In 2004, I was the Little Coochie-Snorcher That Could. I got a cool t-shirt and I get odd looks when I wear it out and about.
I obviously live in a red state. But not V-Day red.
I’m excited.. I’m the Angry Vagina this year!
never seen the v-monologues! I know, I dissapoint myself.
Congrats on those 8 lbs!
So, um.. I went to print out my monologue.. the monologue that says “fuck” several times and also details a pap smear and mentions, I believe, “pussy”..
.. and IT IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
Not on the printer, not next to the printer, nowhere.
I am officially freaking out.
Effing hell, where’d it go? I’d be SO freaking out! Probably someone is in their office right now, laughing their ass off…
Amy is awesome, even if she is so thin from crack that her legs are twigs.
Um…didn’t you write a post a few days ago about how you weren’t going to have theatre commitments for lent? Maybe I misunderstood.