Before pregnancy: “Damn, Bryan, could you not? It’s so disgusting when you burp like that.”
After pregnancy: “Aww, good burp, Tony!! Do you have another one for me?”
Before pregnancy: “I hate people who babytalk their babies.”
After pregnancy: “What cute tootsies you have there! I’m gonna nibble on those toesiesNOMNOMNOM..”
Before pregnancy: “I am completely useless to the world if I have less than eight hours of sleep.”
After pregnancy: “OHMYGOD, I feel like I just had a vacation.. I got five hours of sleep last night! IN A ROW!”
Before pregnancy: “I can’t wait to start exercising again.”
After pregnancy: “HAHAHAHAHA.”
Before pregnancy: (coming in the door) “You would not BELIEVE what happened where I was tonight.”
After pregnancy: (coming in the door) “What happened here while I was gone? Gimme that baby.”
Any I’ve forgotten?
How about, just cause I can shave it dosent mean you can use it.
HAHAHAHA..! I literally exploded with laughter when I read that, and then had to explain to all the questioning engineers, “It’s a vagina joke.”
Ok, randomness, but next time you are at the house, you have to say “Nom Nom Nom” in a cookie monster voice to Max. I discovered one day that it freaks the crap out of him and have never stopped since.
Before pregnancy: I also will not be one of those mothers who talks about nothing but her baby.
After pregnancy: Do you know what R said the other day? Do know what R did last night? Do you know how CUTE R is?
Before pregnancy: I can’t believe how some people’s kids behave! Can’t they learn to just discipline their child?
After pregnancy: I said take the marble out of your nose! Out! Of your nose! I mean NOW, mister! And stop hitting your sister!