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The Same Conversation
Category: The Mommy |

Hey!

No, no baby yet.

I know; we’re disappointed too.

He’ll come when he’s ready.

Yep, been walking.

Ate spicy foods.

Yes, we’ve had sex.

Huh.. haven’t heard of that one.  I’ll add that to the list.

Yep, we’ve got The Boy this weekend.  Heard him in the background, did you?

Yeah, he’s a bit crazy.

I feel fine.  The contractions don’t hurt too badly.

Yeah, I’m working Monday.  Don’t really have a choice.

Of course we’re excited.  We’re having a baby.

Okay, I will let you know if anything changes.

I know; I love you too.

Bye. 

2:07 pm

4 Responses to “The Same Conversation”

  1. mcarolinep Says:

    um.. how are the animals?

  2. Mallory Says:

    They ask you if you’ve had sex??? Really??? Who asks a nine-month preggo woman if she’s getting any nookie? People are so nosey! Oh, my friend did the whole castor oil thing to labor started…she crapped through her entire labor. There was poo every where. She was mortified. I’d cross that one off the list.

  3. Lisa Says:

    Very amusing…hope it all happens soon then the conversation can be…

    he’s here and yes it’s a boy.
    he is blank pounds and ounces
    he was born at blank time
    blank amount of labor
    yes so glad he is here and it is over
    baby’s current activity
    number of people still to call
    bye

  4. Christina Says:

    Darn it! I keep checking for news. Gosh, how dare ME be dissapointed. Just a little bit longer, he will be in your arms SOOO soon!

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