November 28, 2007
We’re cuddled up in bed. As cuddled as you can get around a 10 month old fetus lodged in your abdomen.
Bryan: Know what I read today?
Me: No, what?
Bryan: That semen is 99% olive oil.
Me: Really? Weird.
Bryan: Yeah, you know.. olive oil.
Me: Okay. Still weird. Where did you read that?
Bryan: Sarah, olive oil. You know, to help induce.. FUCK. Castor oil! That’s what I meant to say! Castor oil! Damnit!
Me: Yeah, I was wondering why you kept telling me that. I was getting worried about eating that salad dressing you made.
9:47 am
HAHAHA…I am impressed you have retained a sense of humor…I would still avoid all salad dressings made by him in the future
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LOL this cracked me up!