November 26, 2007
The Boy’s stepfather, K, has come to pick him up from the house. K is a wonderful man that we both adore.. with a glorious sense of humor. Thank God.
K: So, lil missy, how you feelin’?
Me: Oh, ready to have this kid.
K: Yeah, you look tired.
Me: It’s the contractions. They’re exhausting, but don’t seem to be too productive. At least he’s moving around.
The Boy: Yeah, he’s trying to find the hole.
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K: Well, THAT’S new.
9:59 am

Ha. When I saw the title, I thought to myself, “That Sarah went and bought a crochet hook. DANG.”
That is hilarious! I love it.
Oh, Sarah! Thank goodness you write these things down…
A CROCHET HOOK? It sounds like something one uses in fishing or to change a tire. Dude, I’m never having kids.
A crochet hook to change a tire? LOL!
It’s actually a rather large crochet hook. I’m not certain how the gaugeing goes.. But it’s a quite long and reasonably skinny hook. Thay had to break my water..