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Trying to Find the Hole
Category: The Evil Stepmother |

The Boy’s stepfather, K, has come to pick him up from the house.  K is a wonderful man that we both adore.. with a glorious sense of humor.  Thank God.

K: So, lil missy, how you feelin’?

Me: Oh, ready to have this kid. 

K: Yeah, you look tired.

Me: It’s the contractions.  They’re exhausting, but don’t seem to be too productive.  At least he’s moving around.

The Boy: Yeah, he’s trying to find the hole.

..

K: Well, THAT’S new.

9:59 am

6 Responses to “Trying to Find the Hole”

  1. mcarolinep Says:

    Ha. When I saw the title, I thought to myself, “That Sarah went and bought a crochet hook. DANG.”

  2. Lisa Says:

    That is hilarious! I love it.

  3. Sarah Says:

    Oh, Sarah! Thank goodness you write these things down…

  4. The J-BO Says:

    A CROCHET HOOK? It sounds like something one uses in fishing or to change a tire. Dude, I’m never having kids.

  5. Sarah Says:

    A crochet hook to change a tire? LOL!

  6. KatieC Says:

    It’s actually a rather large crochet hook. I’m not certain how the gaugeing goes.. But it’s a quite long and reasonably skinny hook. Thay had to break my water..

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