Our scary story from last night, as told by Jackula:

There was this guy, and he was always bending down on one knee and asking brides “Will you marry me?” but they were already married, see, and so men would come and threaten him with their fists and their b-b-guns but he kept doing it anyway, bending down on one knee, and all of the men in the town got really mad.  Do you know how he died?

(Us: No.  How did he die?)

He fell off of a cliff.  The end.

Edit: Eventually, it came out that something about the cliff he fell from had to do with an outhouse, and he haunted many a lass as she squatted over the hole by whispering, “Will you marry me?”