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Gotta Have Your Limits
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In bed, I’m trying to get comfortable. (And failing miserably.)

Bryan: Is there anything I can do for you?

Me: No, he’s just run out of room.  So he’s kicking me in places it hurts to be kicked.

Bryan (placing hand on my tummy): Yep, I think I feel his fifth leg.

Me: …. is that the point we worry, then?  When you feel his fifth leg?

Bryan: Well, a centaur doesn’t bother me.  But a mutant centaur?  Forget that shit.

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One Response to “Gotta Have Your Limits”

  1. Sympathy Pain » Blog Archive » What do we talk about? Says:

    [...] What do we talk about? by Bryan Comer My wife jumped my post…but I have writer’s block, so I’m going to steal part of it anyway. I wanted to bring you an inside look at what we talk about, behind the bedroom door. What does a happily married couple, on the eve our their first child, talk about? Is it some deep conversation about the way to properly rear a child? Is it how much we respect each others ideas and views? Do we talk about the political climate of the middle east? No…Here’s what it sounds like… [...]

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