I have had a bummer of a day at work.  And while I don’t want to drudge out all of the details, mainly because they are issues involving people I love and they deserve their privacy, I will say that it’s been hard to peek out from under the gloom cloud that’s hovering over our little workspace.

So I’m going to share with you this completely inappropriate comedian we stumbled upon this weekend.  He literally made me pee (just a little!) when he went on a tirade. 

His name is Daniel Tosh, and we were so excited to see that he’s visiting T-town in late October.  I, obviously, will not be able to go, but EVERYONE else should.

Some of his quotes that had us in stitches:

“I don’t think doing a high school teacher while you’re a student makes you cooler.  I did my teacher.  I wasn’t cooler.  Sure, it’s because you say I was homeschooled, but I think that just means statistically, I’m smarter than you AND I’ve got game.”

“Plastic surgery allows you the opportunity to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance: FAKE.”

“I’m dating Huck Finn in this joke.  He’s a Gemini.  We’re compatible.”

“If you’re a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness, you shouldn’t be here watching me.  You should be at home, coloring.”

And he went on one marvelous bit about the special olympics that I can’t find ANYWHERE, but it was so funny I peed on the couch.  Seriously.  He basically just says all of the horrible, awful, completely un-PC stuff that we say in our heads and makes jokes out of them.

Which makes him my hero.