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God Help Our Son.
Category: The Blushing Bride |

Bryan has gotten the same spurt of energy he always gets the minute we go to bed. I could wake the man up from a dead sleep on the couch, and the minute we get in our PJs, he’s a freakin’ five year old. He’s running wildly around the bedroom, dancing (as always), and he falls on the bed.

“Honey, I need you to take a minute and calm down, okay? And.. can you explain to me why your underwear is on inside out?”

“IT IS?!”

“Yes, it is. I see the tag.”

“Well, that explains why all day I’ve wondered why the flap was on the wrong side when I tried to pee.”

12:15 pm

One Response to “God Help Our Son.”

  1. Mallory Says:

    I call that state “tired and wired.” My son gets it too. Maybe it is a boy thang? Although my usually manages to get his boxer briefs on right side out now, when he was a toddler he figured out how to take off his diaper (they were cloth, held on by velcro) so I used to put them on him backwards on purpose. Perhaps your sweetie’s mom did the same…

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