From a year ago, last Talk Like a Pirate Day:

I’m doing my makeup in his room.  Suddenly, he bursts in from the shower.

B: Do you know what today is?

S: Monday.

B: .. you know what ELSE today is?

S: Nope.

B: ARGH!  It’s talk like a pirate day!

S: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

B: Why are ye still jabberin away like a landlubber?

S: Sorry.  ARGH, what are you doing tonight.. mate.. y?

B: That’s right, wench.

::silence::

B: I’ll give ye one of me dubloons if ye show me yur arse.