So, couples often develop a code.

Our code involves bodily functions.  For instance, when Bryan says, “Hey, you should walk ahead of me for a minute,” the correct response is to mall-walk like hell and not inhale for about two minutes.

For whatever reason, he decided that code was too obvious last night while we were in Target.  Instead, he decided the new code would be to hum the Dungeon Theme from Super Mario Brothers.

In case you were wondering, it looks REALLY retarded to see a grown man standing still in a grocery store and humming an old Nintendo theme song to himself.  But if you see that man, please don’t approach without some sort of gas mask.

(And yes, this happened several times in the store, most times ending with me desperately trying not to pee on myself as I doubled over in laughter.)