My building is very gray. I’ve mentioned that before. We work in a very serious environment, so color is frowned upon.Â
My cube, however, is a haven of color and sparkles. I have mardi gras beads EVERYWHERE, along with tons of pics, cards, and tokens all over my walls.
I left to attend some meetings this morning, and when I got back, a note was waiting on a card that someone had taken down from my wall. It was a birthday card that Ra had given me some years back, with four ladies looking over the ocean. This is what they say:
“Look at that beautiful view..”
“Look at that city…”
“Look at the mountains…”
“LOOK! THERE’S TWO SQUIRRELS DOIN’ IT!”
Naturally, I found this card very amusing. But a note on top of my card said that someone had found it offensive. So they took it down. You know, as if they are subjected to sit and look at it all day.
So I’ve since posted a memo at the door of my cube:
“BE WARNED: this cube contains photographs of theatre folk, monkeys in dresses, pink sparkly things, and tales of squirrely sex.”
That should teach ‘em.
Wow. I mean, wow. If you worked at a school, yeah. I’d understand. But, puh-leeze. Maybe you should leave them an invitation to your church. Pick some uptight conservative one for effect.
How about dressing up a dildo as a little mariachi guy…
Dude, if I had one to spare, I totally would. As it is, they’re all too near and dear to my heart to take to work.
TMI!! (j/k)