Anyone who says that babies don’t speak in the womb should listen to my stomach. That, and my baby speaks whale pretty fluently.
I have decided to treat myself to mani/pedis this weekend. I had given up my twice-monthly trips to the nail salon (my fake nails grossed me out after Pinocchio.. I know it doesn’t make sense), but my feet hurt and are swollen and need some TLC from a woman brandishing a pumice who can’t speak english.
I AM MEETING WADE ROBSON THIS WEEKEND.
I really do love my prenatal yoga DVD, because it really is good for me, but I hate the shit she says. Like, “Yoga is much like motherhood in that you must be aware of your body at all times.” WTF?! And, “Remember to keep your breathing fluid, like water, within the pose.” I have to pee 24/7. Can we not discuss water while I’m trying to hold downward facing dog?
I think we may have a name. But I’m keeping it close to the chest while we decide.. UNLIKE MY HUSBAND, who has whored out our poor child’s potential name to anyone who will listen. How often does that happen? I keep a secret, while he broadcasts?
I found out that a former coworker of mine took his own life recently. There is just not a more unlikely candidate for suicide than this guy was. It totally threw me for a loop, and I think about him daily.
I have a penis inside of me all the time. Think about THAT one for a little while.
I should be able to put “fried pickles” on my baby registry.
Tell mE! Tell Me NOW!
Email Bryan. He’ll tell ANYONE.
I’m too lazy to email him. When will YOU tell us?
Is it Arthur?
Ramadan?
Spit Take?
yeah, I like that one. Old Spit Take Comer. . .
I dunno.. Ramadan stuck with me. Of course, I’d be tempted to call him Ramadan-a-ding-dong all the time.
Truth be told? I suck at naming. People always hate the names I choose. So I’m trying to see if this one is really worth choosing.
The fact of the matter is that even if we hate the name, we will grow to love it as we grow to love the baby. My friends have picked names in the past that I don’t like but now I do. That’s the way it works, so don’t stress too much.
xx00
Who is Wade Robson?
RE: Yoga lady
Our Dolly was big into Yoga. She also wore turbans to keep her “aura in”…don’t listen to the yoga people. They be crazy.
Um, well.. I’m not sporting any yoga-enhancing headgear, and I’m definitely not worrying about my aura. More just, you know, the size of my ass.