July 16, 2007
Bryan: What are we doing for dinner?
Me: How about calamari for dinner?
Bryan: I’d rather have a piece of Sarah Brown for dinner.
Me: What about a piece of Sarah Brown for dessert instead?
Bryan: But we have brownies for dessert.
So I’m better than calamari, but not quite as delicious as brownies. Good to know.
8:50 pm

I like to think of myself as an appetizer.
I guess it’s nice to know that I’ve beaten a load of laundry, huh?