Me: Have those potato chips bothered your tummy at all?

Bryan: No, I don’t think so.. of course, I totally took a long poop after I had lunch.  Why?

Me: Cause my tummy is all out of sorts.  And I pooped, too.

Bryan: Mine was pretty bad.. it was a three-flusher.

Me: Mine was two.

Bryan: Next time, we should take the camera in there and snap shots to compare.

….

Bryan: Is this what true love is?