The Boy: Hey, guess what?  I found a fish that is named after me.

Bryan: Named after you?  You sure about that?  Whose fish is it?

The Boy: It’s an ocean fish.  And yeah, it’s named after me.

Bryan: No, you two share the same name.  The fish wasn’t named after you.  That’d be like me saying that the hot dogs were named after me.

The Boy: DAAAAAD, that’s not true.  We both know your name isn’t hot dog.