Oh, Mother Nature, how thou doth torture me!Â
Do you know what the low tonight is going to be? Wait, before I answer that, let me just remind all of my non-local readers that the HIGHS last week were almost 90 degrees. It wasn’t even cool enough to just open the windows at night. Oh no, we had LOWS in the 70s.
And the low tonight? 34.
HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DRESS MYSELF LIKE THIS? I have put all of my heavy stuff away, man! It’s all gone! I have nothing but sleeveless tops and capris out! And now you mention the word FROST?! WHY?!
It would even be tolerable if I worked hours like a banker. But I’m out the door AROUND sunrise, thusly requiring warm attire, and then I get off work in the heat of the day. Al Gore, you have won my heart.
And what am I supposed to do with my a/c? Heat at night and then a/c during the day? Do you know what that will do to my Utility Bill?
Mother Nature, I implore you: give us highs in the upper 70s and lows in the lower 60s. Forever. Amen.
My utility bill is stupid high even when we just use the ac.. I hate this climate! *Shakes fist at sky*
Hear, hear.